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Dead Penguins

Postby Glittoo » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:09 am

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

bye
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Re: Dead Penguins

Postby Kensei » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:38 pm

Someone has WAY WAY WAY to much time on their hands....but at least its not porno crap!
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Re: Dead Penguins

Postby Kensei » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:38 am

I got news for you....Those Foriegn language texts...PORN! Yah, If I had the power to delete that shit you would not see it, I am here every day and see more and more crap! but this is still one damn fine web forum!
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Re: Dead Penguins

Postby DisciplineHopes » Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:11 am

Kensei wrote:I got news for you....Those Foriegn language texts...PORN! Yah, If I had the power to delete that shit you would not see it, I am here every day and see more and more crap! but this is still one damn fine web forum!


i agree. some of the stuff is just out of hand and way too much but it is still a great forum kensei.
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